Because people in Hollywood (no offense Chris) are spending millions of dollars to make stupid, pointless movies that leave the viewers dumbfounded. Like on South Park, when one of the kids goes to see a movie and it sucks, he takes a bus to CA knocks on Mel Gibson's door, punches him in the face and gets his money back that he spent on the movie ticket. Thats what I want to do. People are just making movies to make movies, they are barely putting any skills or effort into it, take Vin Diesel in Fast and the Furiuos for example...he put absolutly no thought into what he was saying. I could have played a better macho guy who wants revenge. Everything he said was just one-liners with the exact same expression on his face for a hour and a half. Maybe if people quit wasting their time making movies like this our economy would be just a little bit better off and frankly so would I. Just a thought.
The fake important thing i wanted to tell you, last night i ordered fried pickles at Alamo Draft House and they burnt the roof of my mouth those little fockers.
ps- sometimes cucumbers taste better pickled (quote of the day)
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kallie, yes, you would make a better vin diesel than vin diesel him self. The following reasons are why: 1) kallies acting skills > vin diesel acting skills. 2) you have way more muscles than vin diesel (especially showing them off in your lumberjack plaid). 3) you have more effort in your snausage pinky toe than vin diesel could ever put forth.
ReplyDeletebasically, i am glad you are my girlfriend kallie and not vin diesel.