1. Why do people on Facebook constantly send me party fliers and I never go, as a mater of fact I RSVP no.
2. Why doesn't anyone remember Muzzy or the Book Where the wild things are? (Classics)
3.Why do most men not eat candy? What is un-manly about candy?
4. Why do some individuals at my job think they're smarter than me because I'm younger? My mental capacity has nothing to do with my age.... I'm an F-ing Genius...I know it hurts.
5. Why can't I Wear white after Labor Day. Are you going to buy me new clothes (Darker Clothes)
6. Why is Discount Tires only open until 6 pm? That is extremely annoying, I need you at least until 9.
7. Why won't they build me a 24 hour mall?
8. Why doesn't TJ Maxx have an online website that lets you order clothes, not just say "Visit here for a Store Locator" WTF"?
9. Why isn't the Chicka-Fil- A open on Sundays? (Bless his holy name)
10. And the most Important!! Why are there so may LOSERS in the world...Why Lord Why?
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Hilarious! Especially #5 & #9.
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