Words you should be using

Random words/phrases you should be using in everyday conversations whenever you get the chance.

• Epic


• #whytho


• #wedontbelieveyou


• At the end of the day


• Let's be clear


• Let's be honest


• Coked up


• Boo Bish Bye


• RMWOFB (Real Mob Wives of Fort Bend)


• Mo. City


• FOH (Fcuk outta here)


• POW


• Bwahhahaa

Thanks!

Side Eye

Side Eye has become a staple statement in the life of my friends and I. Side eye is literally looking to the side with your eyes (hints-side eye). Side eyes can be used basically in any scenario to convey a slew of emotions. Here are a couple scenarios.

• The "fun boy" who constantly talks about his rendezvous with women


• That person who continues to wear Baby Phat, Coogi, or Apple Bottoms


• The one friend who lies about everything.


• The person at the grocery store who is trying to ease in front of you acting like they don't know your in line.


• The people in the world who consistently do too much.

These are just a couple of examples of appropriate places to use the side eye. PLEASE do not limit yourself to the scenarios you see here. Please use the side eye whenever the feeling hits you.

Amy Winehouse

"The tell me I should go to REHAB but I say NO,NO,NO. ;( . Well Amy did say no. I am really saddened by the passing of Amy Winehouse, she truly was a gifted and remarkable artist, who was obviously battling some demons. In the past Dame Winehouse was a known abuser of crack cocaine, and had seemingly kicked the habit. Much to my dismay a couple of weeks back she was found dead. Toxicology reports have stated that no illegal drugs were found in her system. Now you guys no I am not the one to be skeptical (Insert HUGE bits of side eyes and skepticism here) but really it wasn't an overdose??? You went to rehab like twice, and your cured from a Crack addiction...umm yeah THAT'S what's up.. Any who, I wish her peace and I hope she didn't suffer too much. I just want the media to stop denying and hiding things. Maybe if we really address the issues we can save some of these people that we claim to love so much. Now sadly, she's been marked under the "27 Club". Ya'll know what that is right? the 27 Club is the curse of famous people who die at 27. Kurt Cobain, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix just to name a few. So please lets help our fellow man and not add to the club.

It's Been A While

Hello Guys! It's been a LONG time since I've blogged. "The Man" tried to shut us down but we're back, in Full Force. There has been SO MUCH that has happened since we last Spoke. The Hangover, Step Brothers, Michael Jackson's Death, The end of George Lopez's show (not surprised) Since there will be so much to cover from the past, and I'm lazy I thought we would just jump right into the present and do a little focus on the future. I appreciate ya'll "Jammin on the One" with us. Please Buckle your seat belts and prepare for take off.

OCHOCINCO(THAT'S 85 IN SPANISH)

Hmmm, where do I begin about Chad(Esteban) Johnson(OchoCinco). This is a person with WAY TOO MUCH TIME on their hands. I really want to know is his main goal to put the Bengals on "the map" (I think that's who he plays for) Any who, if nothing else, his extremely dark behind is funny, and rather talkative, I find it amusing that he has to be told to go to bed by another grown man, but instead plays with his web cam... Well he could be doing more productive things with his time, but the question is, why should he, I wish I had a web cam, I have things to say(I guess this is what this blogs about) But if you don't want to read what I have to say, in the words of OchoCinco "Chile Please"!!!!!

Ahh I am back!!!

YES!!! Took a little hiatus, had some things happen(grandmother died) besides other things... But anyways...sooooo how have you been? Good I hope. well this is all I have to say for now. Don't worry, I'll have something horribly funny to say in a few hours, well actually I have something to say, but I just have to find the right way to say it. BUT, if you know me, you could guess what I'm going to say..



Toodles,

Shekina.

Power

Power can be a wonderful thing when the right people are in power; But when egotistical, retarded, unskillful people are placed in charge of people who score way above average in the real world it makes for an interesting and stressful work environment. This is exactly the kind of crap I have to deal with everyday at my job. I am supervised by and un experienced prick who takes her job of running useless errands, ordering soda's, and crying in her office (the most consistent part of her job) seriously. She has no real grasp on what it takes to be a supervisor, or run any part of an office efficiently. Her inability to perform tasks with any cooth, class, or in a right or timely manner, is truly repulsive and unsettling. I am truly disgusted of people who think they are more than what they are and don't even have the mental capacity to even begin to pretend to back it up. So I sit here and ponder what beseeches her to act this way. Is it cause, I'm prettier, smarter, skinnier, have better hair, more money, better common sense. I think so or simply put, I have an audaciously high SWAG content!!!! and in case she ever See's this Audacious in this context, means an absurdly absorbent amount. Oh hell I don't know small words, she'll just have to GOOGLE it...